Let the madness begin!

Time to take advantage of the over 13+ stuff...

LET IT BEGIN!

Well let's start off by me asking an honest question:
How does someone HONESTLY get their hand stuck in a door??
That has got to be the most genious way to ruin browsing on 4chan.

Well it went like on my door theres this thing which stops it from opening like when its almost completely closed so my hand slid itself (I fell over) and the door closed but cos it got caught on my hand making it so I could only wriggle my fingers the door wouldnt budge because it was supposed to be fully closedand it was crushing my hand so my bro had to unlock it so I could get out.

It sounds stupid but yeah and I know im aloud to say this so...

It fucking hurt... alot like my hand went all blue and swelled up. I have like a doctors down my road so I ust ran there and yeah.

BUT THEN! I was sitting outside my front door like a few days ago and these kids where throwing bricks at cars and stuff so one idiot said

''Lol lets throw a brick at dat guy down there evn dough hel com kill us Hurr durr''

Threw a brick at my shoulde rit bounced off my shoulder AND OH LORD IM SOOOO LUCKY!
It landed on my hand. thus my hand was in agony and I couldnt mov eit without screaming in pain I swear I booted those kids down the corridor after I ran for them

Those little punks. Dey hit yer bad hand.

Good thing you still have another. I think you'll be able to get by with just that one.

Ok that joke aside no I do not ''Le ##'' I find the idea a time waster... I waste my time on PS3 not using my wrist to fully express my depression

''I genuinly dont touch myself at night I usually touch myself all day and spen the night sleeping''

-Bro Team

Nahhh I gave them a good booting and they know not to throw bricks at cars anymore... Or at me..

SPEAKING OF BRO TEAM!



And 2.



And 3...

I spend my time playing video games. Though lately it's been watching TV. Yeah, my Wii still hates me. Do you think if I take it Nintendo to be repaired, and if it can't be repaired, they'll give me a copy of the type of Wii I had before and any game that was in the console at the time of hating me?

If so, I hope they would give me one with backward compatibility, otherwise I'll never be able to play Luigi's Mansion again! Except maybe on my sister's Wii...

Even the 13+ version of the XFF forum acts sorta like therapy to me!

I got a cast on my hand... I writes all ove rits my diariezzz itz is gudd an fonz 4 mez

Seems like X has said that hand jokes are too mature for this forum.
There's to be no innuendo here after all guys. *sadness*

I guess the most mature thing we can talk about here are farts and burps.
Shame. I don't mind burps......but farts are just pain disgusting.

Well Hom. Atleast you got a good blugeoning object built on your arm.

I guess I can talk about that time I saw a guy ''Let his bowels empty'' inside a swimming pool at my cousins party...

OH BOY Lets just say it was a...

-Sunglasses-

SHIT day!

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How old was the guy?

Or was it a kid?

It was a kid who must of had diahrrea and was to scared to ask... My he was crying so much afterwards his parnets just took him home.. And there I was on a Beach chair dirnking a beer trying my hardest not to burst out laughing.. EVERYONE WAS SILENT! I wa sin the background quietly giggling making puns to myself

Puns eh?

Mind sharing with the class?

What a CRAP day!
This party has gone DOWN THE TOILET!
Boy this must STINK for that kid!
What a load of SHIT!
Looks like hes got the RUNS

TYheres a few more I forgot

Hom, you come up with the best puns!

Kids??? Throwing bricks???
Is your neighbourhood that bad??
You should seriously move.
Worst that happens here is occasionally things like loud people, people about at night like 1 or 2 am....
I once saw a police do not cross investigation scene right on my road but nothing like that happens usually.
I don't live in the best of areas but, kids throwing bricks?
Wahh? How old? 13? Madness.
They should get locked up or at least do community service.

@X

Madness? This... is... SPARTA!!!!

Sorry, I just had to!

Oops, thought I was still logged in!

Oliver Z wrote:@X

Madness? This... is... SPARTA!!!!

Sorry, I just had to!

Lol @Oliver.

cool.

Its not so bad I mean if your Respected its all good its a fun area.